- Scott: I was using the microwave tonight and pressed the button that said TIME COOK, but I totally said TIME COP in my head.
- Aaron: "Time Cook" would be funny.
- Scott: Image would probably publish that for us.
- Aaron: A comic about a chef that travels through time, making sure cuisine adhered to history's true course. "Even though it's inhumane... we must help the Scots discover Haggis."